JOHN HEFFRON'S 2026 FRESHMAN ORIENTATION TOUR AT THE CROWNE POINT THEATRE, ELIZABETHTOWN, KY
JOHN HEFFRON'S 2026 FRESHMAN ORIENTATION TOUR AT THE CROWNE POINT THEATRE, ELIZABETHTOWN, KY
A summer night. A historic theater. Ninety minutes where nobody expects anything from you.
Just up the road from Michigan, John Heffron has spent more than 35 years touring America, finding the funny in ordinary life—the kind of comedy that feels less like a performance and more like you're laughing with an old friend.
Winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing, John has appeared on The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, HBO, Netflix, and more. But his favorite rooms are still historic theaters and small-town audiences that know the value of a good night out.
If you've noticed life getting a little... louder lately, this is your orientation to the second half.
Marriage. Family. Empty nests. Parents getting older. Technology changing faster than we asked it to. Real life, told by someone who's living it too.
No politics.
No awkward crowd work.
No viral stunts.
Just a comedian who still believes people buy a ticket to hear great material.
Come with your spouse. Bring some friends. Make a night of it downtown.
You'll leave lighter than you arrived.
Sometimes that's all a Saturday night is supposed to do.
THIS PERFORMANCE IS SUITABLE FOR YOUNG ADULTS. Parental discretion advised.
The Crowne Pointe Theater in Elizabethtown, KY presents an evening of laughter with Comedian John Heffron's 2026 Freshman Orientation Tour.
We strongly encourage you purchase your tickets in advance because we frequently have sell out performances. Tickets are available on a first come, first serve basis. Tickets are general admission with a limited number of reserved FRONT ROW SEATS.
FRONT ROW SEATS WILL ONLY BE HELD ONLY UNTIL 10 MINUTES BEFORE SHOWTIME. If you arrive after this time, without having called to notify us you are going to be late, your front seat(s) will be filled with guests who arrive on time.
Doors open 1 hour before show
Show Time 7:00p
Run time approx. 90 minutesTICKET LINK
https://642422.formovietickets.com:2235/T.ASP?WCI=BT...
YOU WILL BE PHOTOGRAPHED
Please be advised that by entering Krackpots Comedy Club, you consent to your voice, and/or likeness being used, without compensation, in video and photography for exploitation in any and all media. Whether now known or hereafter devised. You release Krackpots Comedy Club, it's vendors, successors, and licensees from any liabilities whatsoever of any nature.
SHOWROOM ETIQUETTE
* Please keep your table talk down to a whisper. It's not your Living Room, everyone can hear you!
* We will NOT tolerate any heckling of the comedians. If the comedian need your help, they will let you know.
* Put all cell phones on silent/vibrate. If you need to talk, text, check your Facebook, Instragram, Twitter, or Bumble Please excuse yourself to the Lobby!
THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT! You will receive two warnings. On the third approach you will be asked to leave. Pay your TAB and QUIETLY leave.
***Tickets are the door the day of show will be sold at a higher price than that on the website.
**No video recording is permitted
**No flash photography
**Tickets are NON Transferable
**Tickets are NON Refundable, ALL sales are final.
**Lineup is subject to change
A summer night. A historic theater. Ninety minutes where nobody expects anything from you.
Just up the road from Michigan, John Heffron has spent more than 35 years touring America, finding the funny in ordinary life—the kind of comedy that feels less like a performance and more like you're laughing with an old friend.
Winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing, John has appeared on The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, HBO, Netflix, and more. But his favorite rooms are still historic theaters and small-town audiences that know the value of a good night out.
If you've noticed life getting a little... louder lately, this is your orientation to the second half.
Marriage. Family. Empty nests. Parents getting older. Technology changing faster than we asked it to. Real life, told by someone who's living it too.
No politics.
No awkward crowd work.
No viral stunts.
Just a comedian who still believes people buy a ticket to hear great material.
Come with your spouse. Bring some friends. Make a night of it downtown.
You'll leave lighter than you arrived.
Sometimes that's all a Saturday night is supposed to do.